MEMO to all overcaffeinated political fundraisers. RELAX! I KNOW the Huns are at the gate and doom is imminent. I KNOW my puny contribution is all that stands between the Kingdom of God and the Infidels. I KNOW time is short. YES, I DID get the email, phone call and hysterical pounding at my door earlier today from “the candidate.” Now if you will just stop hyperventilating for a few minutes…and stop referring to the “other candidate” as the EMBODIMENT OF ALL EVIL…..I will try to lend a hand…and a few dollars. BUT if you contact me one more time I will put a hex on you!
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 21:42:53 +0000