MONDAY NIGHT METAL KITTEN POP QUIZ! Tonight, Ronnie James Meow and Hesher have: A. Tortured my Tiny Princess by relentlessly chasing her around the house, mercilessly ambushing her - claws out - from strategically higher points in the house, and stealing her food and biscuits. B. Defiled a perfectly good pound of tofu by jumping on the counter in the 5 seconds that my back was turned only to discover that the texture of tofu is irresistibly spongy, cool to the touch, and way more fun on the floor. C. Trapped themselves for an unknown period of time inside the same wardrobe that they trapped themselves BEHIND two weeks ago. Tonight they figured out how to open one of the doors from the outside using a leash that was hanging on it, but then could not open it from the inside to get out. D. Tried to kill themselves by pulling over a large, defunct flatscreen TV (that we still have because Clint is an IT guy and IT guys refuse to ever throw away old electronics or electronic accessories. My amazing Grandfather was a career IBM man in the 50s-60s so I have known this ALL my life.) E. Tried to kill themselves by very stealthily sneaking into the fridge and dryer approximately ten times per each appliance over the course of two hours. F. Tried to kill themselves by scaling a 7 elliptical machine and reaching into the MOVING ceiling fan directly above while standing on their hind legs. G. Tried to kill themselves by rock climbing the shower wall via built-in shelves and towel bars and then belly flopping like flying squirrels onto the ceramic tile floor. (I was there. There was zero flying. Or any appearance of flying. Just fear of an emergency vet bill.) H. All of the above. Go ahead. Guess ;-)
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 04:24:27 +0000
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