MY BIOGRAPHY FOR THOSE ASKING.... NAME: Ogunade Oluwaremilekun - TopicsExpress



          

MY BIOGRAPHY FOR THOSE ASKING.... NAME: Ogunade Oluwaremilekun Solomon AGE: (count the teeth of a lion) HOBBIES : - Collecting teeth from a live tiger, - Catching bullets with bare hands, - Jogging up & down Mount Everest - Collecting rock particles from the moon MY RECORD: - Fought with an elephant and broke its neck. - Skinned a crocodile alive. - Played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded clip and survived. - Killed Superman. - Held my breath under water for 2months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45seconds! - Assassinated Adolf Hitler, JohnF. Kennedy, Tupac,B.I.G (the list is too long). GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: -Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting - Out ran a cheetah. - Fluent in 11,798 languages. - Killed twitter bird.. - First man to land on the sun. - Carried the pyramid of Giza for 2 days straight! SILLY THING DONE: - Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina. - Snow boarding on MountEverest. - Sky diving from outer space. EMBARRASSING MOMENT: - Couldnt kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus. PROUDEST MOMENTS: - when a cobra died after biting me. - When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick. - When i mopped the whole of lekki beach in just 24hours. - When Nicki Minaj begged me to date her. SOMETHING I HATE MOST: - I really dont like to brag ****believe****
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 05:42:54 +0000

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