MY TOP 10 NIGERIAN WORST HIT SONG OF 2014 (Part 1) Someone once told me that the type of music a society listens to is a reflection of that society; therefore the chaotic music that has in recent time rented the Nigerian airwaves is a pure reflection of the chaotic state the country is in. It looks like in the history of Nigerian music, 2014 has the highest rate of bad, garbage music being churned out. From watered down lyrics that do not correlate, to singing different songs on same beat, the state of the industry leaves much to be desired. Below are my top 10 picks of worst hit songs of the year 2014. You may or may not agree with me though. Some of you may also need to listen to these songs carefully to understand my points well. Continue… 10. Hakuna Mata by KCee This song is senseless from the word go! He started like this “Five star music, E money, Its Kcee labalo”. What is ‘KCee Lobalo’? Is ‘Lobalo’ French or Spanish? In another part of the song, he said “Cecilia bum bum, cecilia bum bum, Shebi na your bum bum, cecilia bum”. I don’t know what’s with Cecilia’s bum bum o.. Most part of the song also goes like this..”Oya whine ni ni whine ni ni Whine ni ni for me oh, Oya shake e ni, shake e ni, Shake e ni for me oh, Oya whine ni ni whine ni ni, Whine ni ni for me oh, Oya shake e ni shake e ni, Shake e ni for me oh”. Somewhere, he said “Oya Jikere, baby???”… As if that wasn’t enough, he also repeats this severally; “Oya baby no wahala, If you need anything just hala, I be monkey you be banana..” Hellooo, did he just call himself a monkey???… Then in the middle of these discordant lyrics, this monkey will jump to the lame chorus “Hakuna Matata, Hakuna mata, Baby No Wahala” repeatedly. 9. Story For The Gods By Olamide Here is a song I wish would quickly go away. Beautiful rhythm, but this song glorifies rape and abuse of women in all its entirety. Story for the gods is all about getting loaded with local aphrodisiac (Dongoyaro,Monkey Tail and Claro), then going ahead to having a forceful carnal knowledge of a lady. The phrase “Story for the gods” (means to refuse to listen, deaf ears etc) Let’s take a look… CHORUS: Mo ti mu dongoyaro, dongoyaro, dongoyaro And monkey tail, monkey tail, monkey tail Aro bami gbe claro, claro o, claro o (Olamide is saying that he is high on those Aphrodisiac) I want to do sina today, sina today (sina means fornication) She said she cannot wait o(the girl wants to go home) She said its getting late o(it’s getting late) She said she want to faint o Ah, story for the gods(these last four lines needs no explaining. Olamide refuses to listen to her plea) Now she saying mo r’ogo(she says she is finished) O ti kan mi l’apa o(he has broken my arms) O ti kan mi l’eyin o(he has broken my back) Story for the gods, the gods o( but Olamide would have none of that!) VERSE 1: O my God insanity See your back calamity Girl I want to have it(ofcourse you know what he wants to have) Do I need your permit?(and he is invariably saying that he doesn’t need her permission to have it) 8. In my bed by Wizkid It’s been long established that this song by Wizkid is a total rubbish, which like the others on this list parades lyrics and verses that have no business whatsoever with one another. The song na real Americana Wonder like he sang… “Americana wonder,The way you whine your body Gimme thunder, I go follow you bumper to bumper Girl, I go follow you bumper to fender,” (Na Wa o, your body gimme thunder, bumper to fender.. Issorait)… But the most fraudulent part of the song is where Wizkid continues to sing about wanting a girl’s body in his bed, and then suddenly switched to hailing names of some popular figures. You’d have thought he was trying to invite them for a gangbang… “I want your body sleeping in my bed e, I want your body sleeping in my bed e, You got me going crazy, Oh girl I can’t explain it, Your body so insane, Oh girl I can’t replace you.” Some of the names he called..Agbaje eleniyan, Fashola eleniyan,Tinubu eleniyan,Otedola eleniyan, Baruwa eleniyan, Aliko eleniyan, Saraki eleniyan. Then next is this part which always gives me stomach ache, because I really don’t know what ‘serving a living God’ has to do with getting a girl’s body in your bed and what blessing is there to get…”…Oh blessing follow me everywhere I go, I’m serving the living God,And everywhere I go, all my people show me love, Just tell me the reason gan” Ok, so what’s the reason gan sef? And on top of all dis matter wey dey ground, wizkid believes that he is amazing. Hear him..”Oh anytime, they hear my song They say I’m amazing gan”. Well, it’s truly amazing that a small boy like him can make so much money and stardom with all that lyrical hogwash. Issorait!
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 22:33:31 +0000
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