Maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: “Now, why do you want a pay increase?” Maid: “Well, Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?” Maid: “Your husband said so.” wife: “Oh.” Maid : “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.” Wife: “Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than me?” Maid: “Your husband did.” Wife: “Oh..” Maid: “The third reason is that I am better in bed than you.” Wife: (Really furious now) “Did my husband say that as well!?” Maid: “No Madam … The gardener did.” Wife: Oh! “My dear, so how much do you want?”
Posted on: Thu, 25 Jul 2013 15:18:24 +0000
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