Malicious rumours have been circulating recently on social media that Thors beard is not actually a beard at all but is in fact a new kind of sloth that he has simply trained to dangle majestically from his face. Biologists have potentially identified the animal as a Three-Toed Bastard. Thor, however, dismisses such puerile speculation and insists that any creatures that may, or may not, be hanging from his chin are nestling within and not without of his awesome beard. Were convinced.
Posted on: Sun, 01 Jun 2014 10:56:33 +0000
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