Man: Baby, i love you, would you marry me???? Woman: (stands up and gave him a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 12yrs, i have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went on my way to be nice to specie of marriageble age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and playstation. I went to House on the Rock, MFM, Christ Embassy, Living Faith, Redeemed and presently at Winners looking everywhere for you, I went from a size 16 to size 10, so that when you see me, you will love what you see. I left lagos to abuja, then i left to portharcourt, then i went all the way to kano. I joined hi-five, from hi-five to facebook, from facebook to twitter, I even had a blog on which i rented, hoping you will show up!! I uploaded only my best pictures on facebook, infact i took photo sessions to look my best!!! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place i was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out from the door directly to me!! So it was you all dis while????? The neighbor i say hello to every morning!! Were you trying my faith??? You almost rendered my prayer life useless!! What were u waiting for??? What sign were you looking for?? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself???? Now be a gentleman, get down on your kneels and put the ring on my finger!!! The guy replied, APRIL FOOL If you are the ONE what will you do??
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 18:41:43 +0000