Man doing a pun story using Brisbane suburbs is hard. Anyway, this is what Ive got. Feel free to copy and edit, and add stuff. Its a beautiful day, out in my home town. I see my mate Ted, and I say whats Newstead? He says Im just checking out the New Farmacy down the road mate. What. Near that Berrinba?. Ted says Yeah, old mate Gee works there, Im hoping Geebung us a free Stingos for my ant bites. Anstead? I ask him. I got them from cricket just before. Ted says. I asked him Durackon I could join in for cricket later? And he says Sure, but its only guys, no Wynnum playing. He also mentioned that its only a small game at the moment, and I said Woolloongabba a few more mates to play then. And Ara can play too, you know my Pallara? He told me to Taigum to the Chapel, Hill lead us to the oval from there. Eventually all our mates are having a great cricket match. Theres team Wooloo and team Willa. Heathwood be knocking sixes, Clayfield not too shabby, hes a Fairfield. Our mate Boon dons Keperra gloves and is doing great as wicket-keeper. And everyone besides Boondall have a go at batting. Karana Downs a few beers, he can only Chandler few before his bladder would be Herston. Some time later Nathan and Corn are batting, Nudge is fielding and Dah is bowling. Dahs first bowl goes wide and we all shout That was Nundah. Which would make him annoyed. Not as much as Ken would annoy Dale, Kenmore or less was a stoner. And Dale was his supplier. Ken would offer low amounts of money for a joint, hed tell Dale Ill pay Teneriffe Dale. Or when he tries to roll a joint, hed ask Can I borrow a Rochedale? Occasionally he would Jindalee ask Dale for other things Do you have any Gumdale?. Eventually Dale would go to Ken and slap him Pinkenbad mouth him. Anyway, the Morningside of the day was ending and we were close to finishing the cricket game. Dah bowls to Corn and Corn goes for a might swing, he thinks he can make two and Nudgee Runcorn out before he can make it. Its the end of the game. Some thought it was a team Wooloowin, but it turns out team Willawong. All I know is we will all Wacol up the next morning with a headache from the Coopers Plains we drank.
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 12:55:14 +0000
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