Marks theories as to why Aliens avoid earth: 1.) Would you want - TopicsExpress



          

Marks theories as to why Aliens avoid earth: 1.) Would you want to visit the source of decades of crap TV beamed out into space? Seriously, youre the Jehovahs Witnesses of the galaxy. 2.) Space Junk...think your freeways are bad? Try landing a craft through thousands of orbiting metal chunks. 3.) Cattle Mutilations: Nope, not us, weve been grounded since the partying incident at Roswell-dad took the keys. 4.) You people are seriously hung-up on the whole probe thing.... 5.) We gave you the Pyramids and you invented Beer.....think about it 6.) A great number of you believe in a diety with white hair and a long beard who lives in the heavens…..thats our cousin Bob, he lives in our garage.
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 21:08:53 +0000

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