Married To A Runner The Courtesy Dismount As the spouse of a runner, I know some crazy things are going to happen every now and then. From jagged toes to intermitent naps for no special reason. I am totally aware of what comes with this honor of being married to a runner/running group. Here are some things that have recently sparked mild concern: *Showing me a rogue toe and asking me How does it look? is really not necessary. This is almost like the old How do these pants look? question. I will cringe and tell you what I think you want to hear. My goal is have dinner that evening. This is not my first rodeo. *Ripping the covers off of me at 4:55 AM because it is time to go running may not be 100% necessary. Behind this manly physique is a gentleman that enjoys a little warmth. I understand that you are excited. Hell, I am excited. Lets just work on easing out of bed like a lady. You are not a firemen/lady as I did not hear any bell ring or sirens sound. Also, that hand of yours that wasnt under the covers all night... It is probably cold. Please dont use that one to touch my back to tell me I am going running because I suspected this already. How? You told me 4 times the day prior. Lets just use a little courtesy when dismounting from sleep. Love your preparation though! *Pasta. I know that we are eating pasta the night before long runs. You dont have to convince me and tell me it is multigrain baby, come on. I understand all this now. Food timing. Carb releasing. I am down for whatever! Run daily. Run for someone else. And ENJOY the fresh air. Kiss a RUNNER today. Enjoy your Thursday!
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 12:16:14 +0000
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