Marrying an IT person is a BIG mistake Husband: Returning late 4rn workgud evening dear, am now logged on Wife: Have u brought the grocery Husband: Bad command or filename? Wife: I told u in the morning Husband: Syntax Error. Abort? Wife: What about my TV? Husband: Variable notfound... Wife: At last, give me ur credit card; I want 2 do som shopping Husband: Sharing Violation, Access denied Wife: Do u love me or do u only love computers or are u just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters... Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u. Husband: Data type mismatch Wife: You r useless Husband: It is by default Wife: What about ur salary? Husband: File in use... Try after some time Wife: What is my value in this family? Husband: Unknown Virus In the middle of the night, the husband want to........ With his wife, he tried to touch the wife, but the wife said: SORRY, ACCESS DENIED!!!
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 11:04:35 +0000
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