:::: Marvs 10 Request while working out at the B of A Gym:::: With Spring here Im trying to save time in my afternoons. I am beginning by working out at the Bank of America Gym at work during my lunch break. Truth be told...I AM NOT looking forward to this, because Im used to the seclusion that my home gym provides. So...I may be a bit grumpy. I do not intend to sound like a gym douche, but here are some things Id like people to know in advance: 1) No; I do not need nor want a workout partner (male or female) so please dont ask. 2) No; you walking around with a 102 gallon of water does not impress me. I probably consume that much Vodka on a Saturday night. 3) I have been working out since the age of 12-so your suggestions on improving my form are NOT WELCOME. 4) I do not take any health supplements or workout boosters, approach me with that ish, and Im calling 911. 5) I understand that you began this as your New Years Resolution...and I know that after 3 months you know it all...but your expanded vocabulary in regards to muscle terminology is only confusing YOU. Keep it simple..chest, arm, legs and core. Better yet...dont say anything at all-youll just sound more stupid...keep it moving. 6) I did not come to the gym to engage in business discussion; so know that my canned response for every question will be, ask you immediate supervisor...if I give you that look, its a good time to just walk away. 7) If I saw you at the gym...but didnt see you hit the showers...everyone in that building will miraculously find out...nasty... 8) Please dont size me up-size yourself up-repeat...Im gonna notice you and be annoyed. Dont do that. 9) I have several friends and family on Facebook and in life that are either PROFESSIONAL personal trainers, fitness models or body builders. They may care about your physique...I could care less. 10) Just because you worked out at the station next to me; doesnt mean that you know me nor should it lead you to send me a FB friend request. Just had to put it out there in the universe. :)
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 20:19:57 +0000
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