Match Review - S4 R11 Something thats true, or not true, is that we all (think) we know everything. From the cosmic structure of the universe to the gauge of rail tracks in cityrails network, we all know - or we wiki it and then we know. But usually what we dont know is whats right in front of us, and that doesnt reveal itself until after weve realised weve effed up. When Im asked to get the butter from the fridge, Im looking for butter, and when I cant see butter, I shout were out of butter, but then when she looks in the fridge for butter, she finds it straight away, and I learn that we indeed have butter and unfortunately i now cant goof off at the shops for the rest of the afternoon. This is called the dialectic of truth arising from mis-recognition. I look for butter, she looks for something that looks for butter, she finds butter and I look like an idiot. A similar thing happens when some of my friends try picking up women, when they fail, its because shes a slut not because they have no idea how to speak to women, because if she were really slut, then youd have a shot, right? which is when they say I could have had her if I wanted her. Its at that point two things reveal themselves 1. They are no Romeos and 2. They suck at picking up women; the sad and sorry truth - reality - which is worlds away from the symbolic, love god oiled up in butter, which they imagine themselves to be. DBols challenge is the return match against McNugget sauce boys, SweetnSour: will they be Romeos of the night, or will they spread their legs like butter and take a pounding? For a change, DBol manned up an almost full strength side against SweetnSour. There was dasher and dancer haha nah man there wasnt but there was RC7, Mas, AA, BDD (Big Daddy Dahdal), Olly San, the Big (Cor)Mac, Andy Rich Carroll and Steve-OMG, Capn Youssofzay was out for this match. And the feeling amongst the boys was good for this match after the hard fought loss the week before against United Nations. From the first whistle, SweetnSour really demonstrated their level of skill and were passing the ball this way, and that, and really had DBol on the ropes or at 6s and 7s if youd like, I dont like, so I will never use that expression again. There was a lot scrambling and chasing, more so than a bunch of ugly desperadoes vying for one night with the only woman in the bar, who actually looks beautiful through beer goggles. Were talking about really unsavoury looking people, which is the opposite of DBol, except thats the only way I can describe it. What SweetnSour were doing was committing a third person in attack, to outnumber DBols defenders, and then this third person would race back and defend and they would have 2 v 2 when DBol was in attack. They were spidermanning all over the shop. This type of play resulted in 4 goals to SweetnSour in the first half, and none to DBol; 0-4 at half time. In the second, it was much the same, only the youthful legs of SweetnSour allowed them to continue running. DBols heart and good looks ensured the game wasnt a walk over and a simple gift to SweetnSour. While they were thinking weve won this lets see how many more we can get to improve our stats, DBol was thinking, we still havent lost this, and theres no way were ruining our stats. The boys banded together and maintained their cool and good looking heads. Steve-OMG was kept quite busy in goals and was forced to make a few saves, whilst Olly San, the Big Mac and RC7 were defending steadily in the back. AA and Mas in mid-field were kept busy having to cover a lot of territory and Andy Carroll and BDD were attempting to create chances at goal. DBols first breakthrough came from a nice little chip pass from Andy Carroll which found AA on the run who was able to first time touch it and put it into the net; 1-4 and it looked like those dead lift in the gym started to pay dividends. A few minutes later Andy Carroll grabbed DBols second and his first for the night to make it 2-4. A great effort. Inevitably, SweetnSour did wear down DBol more and the old piston for DBol werent pumping as hard and fast as they needed to be, maybe they needed Castrol...what do you think RC7? Two more goals were scored against DBol with the final score at 2-6. Sometimes you need to be knocked off your horse to realise youre doing it wrong, and that maybe you should change a few things to get it right. With my mates, the only way they can get it right is to stop trying to talk to women altogether hahaha as for DBol, a tighter formation and a bit more fire in their bellies for the next game. Look out, whoever you are. DBol grabbers are coming to get you!!
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 08:58:25 +0000
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