Matibili sometimes makes us laugh when we are in no mood for laughing. Some of the methods he uses to make grown up men pay for their sins are out of this world. In fact he is on the verge of redefining the old bussiness of the forgiveness of sinners. We are still sobering from the hilarious news that four Zanu-PF men decided to donate 20 beasts among them for the upcoming womens league conference. Remember this is the same conference whose main agenda is to elevate Matibilis wife to the apex of the Zanu-PF womens wing. The four men are Jonathan Moyo, Saviour Kasukuwere, Patrick Zhuwawo and Chris Mutsvangwa. The first three commited different known sins against Matibili in the past. We are curious about the sins of the fourth one. What is known, however, is that the four decided to donate 5 beasts each for the womens conference. Did they meet to agree on the number 5? Or did someone perhaps give them that number. We think Matibili merely gave them the opportunity to atone for their sins and the four rose to the occassion in style. Jonas sins are known by all. He is the notorious weevil of the party, at least according to Matibili himself. Kasukuwere is a known part of the Baba Jukwa pentagon of evil. He is also believed to be a homo, quite a serious sin by Matibilis standards. Everyone knows how the boss hates homos. And naughty nephew Zhuwawos greatest sin is the sampling of Mrs Matibilis pleasure tunnel ever since Matibilis third leg became a worm due to disease and old age. As we said we are curious about the sins of the fourth masketeer Chris Mutsvangwa. We promise to find out soon. What is funny, however, is how Matibili has made 4 grown up men pay for their sins. Twenty heads of cattle. At the same time he has reduced them, not only to be his rabid bootlickers but also lickers of his wifes backside. We are tempted here to use the right word excuse us, but the Four Masketeers have been reduced to become Graces first arselickers even before she is elected boss of the womens league. Matibili is something else. He knows how to get his pound of flesh from those who owe him. Shylock would envy Bob. We cant stop laughing.
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 09:11:47 +0000
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