Maurice met a WOMAN named Maurice, and it went a little something like this. Maurice: Whats your name? Lady Maurice: Its Maurice. Maurice: No, whats YOUR name? Tickle my tummy. Lady Maurice (tickling his tummy): Its Maurice. Whats your name? Maurice: Not MY name! Whats YOUR name? Scratch my back. Lady Maurice (scratching his back): Maurice. What is your name? (This goes on for a comedic amount of time, and then there is a lengthy pause.) Maurice: Youre not a woman, are you? And yes, she is a real woman; a very friendly and understanding woman with a great sense of humor.
Posted on: Sat, 20 Sep 2014 17:48:58 +0000
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