Me and Joe Plummer put are heads together too complete a special one off match report for the first team vs reserves game we hope you enjoy. Halesworth Town 2-5 halesworth town reserves. It the was big day the season finale, a game which brought the town to a standstill as fans flocked from everywhere to get inside the ground. The first team had a full squad to pick from plus a few new additions as manager Jeffers looks to dip in a lofty transfer budget this summer which has the fans mouths watering more than an all you can eat hot dog buffet.. And the reserves had a more missing men than a police missing persons board, with Rio missing through community service, San Marino international Stevie George had a thigh problem, lee blocks wrist was still in plaster Jed Saunders was selling land rovers Ben Arlow was driving a boat and kev Dixon was stuck at home due to horrendous flooding. To make matters worse FIFA decided to use this prestigious occasion to sample their idea of roll on roll off subs and a daunting prospect of 60 minute halfs! The team sheets looked like this..... 1st team 4-2-3-1 1.Rick Myatt 2.ryan jones 3.toby balls 4.Jay Thirtle 5.tim clack 6.Luke Kerridge 8.Adam Richardson 7.Aidan Reeve 10.Kelvin Waters 11.Kieron Cliff 9.bertie leech 12.Barry Walker 14.andy ginge Davies 15.Matt Curtis Reserves 1.Tom Jay Buffon 2.dean page chellilini 3.Lewis Matthew Wright maldini 4.Darren Manncannavaro 5.Kyle Allyn Albrow nesta 6.Glynn Bond totti 7.Craig Leechbaggio 8.Joseph Pinnington pirlo 9. Joe Plummer inzagi 10.Dan Plant veari 11.Curtis Moore perio 12.Stuart Campbell di Rossi The game began in true Titan like fashion with both teams locking horns and tackles flying in and a sell out crowd was in fine voice as the tension were running higher than a staring contest for 1million dollar prize fund! The first team started to dominate with the high winds causing more problems than a 5 year dose of the clap. Then disaster struck with Albrow seeming having a collapsed lung on the pitch! But in true FIFA style hes a tough cookie looks like he will carry on the ressys back four was like helms deep and stood strong with Kyle luiz and Darren Stam dealing Witt the pressure well! Lewis zabeleta and dean le saux were quelling the strong play down the wings! With chances few and far between the reserves hit the first team with a counter so hard when Plummer was sent through by pascal glynbonder the first team keeper Myatt came rushing out of his goal and went through Plummer with what can only be described as a last ditch haymaker from Apollo creed! the resulting free kick Oliver plantroiud touched the ball loose and Plummer turned like 6 week old milk to smash past the keeper! There was pandemonium in the away end and the halesworth police struggled to contain them but the ref resumed play. Shortly after the first team levelled maters in some style near build up play from kerridge waters and leech found the young starlet kliffrespo and he from all of 25 yards rasped a shot in the bottom corner leaving tomjay Buffon clutching straws. The midfield and back four had to stand strong and they did this was helped by the cool calm character of jay jay pinnotcha so cool they named him twice, whos calm berbatov like attitude has really had ressies fans singing his name. His name is pinni he calls fans a cunt The hour half seemed liked two as first team pressure grew like a magic beanstalk but the ressies held strong with last ditch blocks so heroic that William Wallace himself would of been proud from Stuart McCall and ronaldeano with a cry of freedom they managed too hold out till half time to the delight of fans 1-1 and all to play for second half. Player manger giofranco page gave a moral boosting speech which made Aragons war cry at the black gates seem like a childs bedtime story! And the ressies came out with fire in there bellies!!! And they soon took the lead after opening up the first team more times than Jodie marsh has opened her legs. the first team keeper blasted a ball straight at plantroiud and he despatched his shot like a first class parcel into the back of the net what a game we hand on our a hands a real humdinger, however lighting struck twice as a dangerous cross from the first captain Richardson was punched into his net by tom Tyson fury jay to level the scores, and the drama was more back a forward than a rally at the Wimbledon final with reeve working hard for the first team beating all 11 players twice only too put his cross so far over everyone that the ball still hasnt came out of orbit! Soon after Plummer put the ressies back in front a lovely leech trademark clipped pass which has become renoune around the football world as a leechy bonded in the box and Luca Plummer stabbed the ball past Myatt 3-2 and we has the game of the century on our hands and as the firsts piled forward with waters smashing a shot so hard past the post that all page and jay could say was save much too the relief of the reserves then delirium set in, a through ball found Robert plantires and just like pires against Southampton a decade ago he produced more chip than Alvin Simon and Theodore and found the net from way down town. 4-2 the first team nearly striked back again with a Jeffries shin roller looked bound for the bottom corner only for page to stick his foot in the way. Wright was making more tackles than a fishing shop at left back and more cheers were to follow as Curtis who had been playing FIFA all the night before ran through everyone shaking the right analog stick then cooly pressed R1 and circle and placed the ball in the top corner. 5-2 and that was game over as ressies changed formation stu Campbell was having the game of his life at centre half like a young terry butcher along side bond! Kyle was compared to young makelele in the middle and didier Darrenba was a beast upfront, and only a superb save from the keeper denyed plantenko a deserved hatrick right at the death! And with that the ref blew for full time what a game and what an advert for halesworth town both teams gave their all and produced some great football and both sides stayed at the club and joined in some beer drinking and banter with the diehard loyal fans who had lucky tickets what a day and halesworth fans of both sides cant wait to see what joys next season brings! Hope you enjoy reading all! Im joe liniker and Im dean Hanson until next season
Posted on: Tue, 13 May 2014 21:28:04 +0000
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