Me: ::giggling to myself while cleaning the Foreman Grill: Matt: What’s so funny about cleaning charred fish carcass? Me: I was thinking about how funny it would be to produce an infomercial about the cleaning power of bass. If we bought air time at 2 am, how many people do you think we could trick into rubbing an entire raw fish over their home to make it shine and sparkle? Matt: You’re silly. Me: (singing) Now your cleaning with BASS! ::five minutes later:: Me: ::giggling to myself while I put a garbage liner:: Matt: Are you still laughing about the bass? Me: No. I’m laughing because then we could produce another infomercial that runs at 3 am. “Does your house smell entirely like rotting bass? Try our patented new DeBassinator! Made with the cleaning power of skunk!” Matt: I think you need to go to bed. Me: Act now, and we’ll throw in two DeBassinator, Jrs. with new shrimp foaming action.
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 07:44:30 +0000
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