*Me walking along to the supermarket* Pssst *Im suddenly aware that someone is trying to get my attention. I stop and look around* Excuse me! *I realise its a young Asian lady trying to speak to me from her car. She glances around nervously* Can I you help me?* *by this point Im feeling proper Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy* Of course *I say, in my best spy voice* Can you knock on the front door of that house? *She points. I look. Its a normal house with a normal door. I look back. Im puzzled. She sees my confusion* Thats my boyfriends house. We cant be seen together... *Im still confused. She is clearly regretting recruiting the village idiot as her 007. She shakes her head. Were Muslim, we can let his family see us together *The penny drops* Ohhhhh...okay *I whisper, before I stealth it down some strangers garden path and knock on their door. Triumphant I turn to beam at my new super spy handler, but she doesnt look too happy* Dont stand THERE, run away! *So I ran away and hid in a Morrisons Local* I dont know who I can trust anymore, right and wrong have merged. All I care about now is staying alive. *buys mixed leaf salad and goes home* THE END
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 15:47:37 +0000
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