Mechanical Rules the World..! No Fluctuation, No error bcoz Royal Mechanical will rule Forever God is Mechanical Engineer, So AM! I am not a mechanic but a mechanical engineer Without ME physics is just theory Mechanical engineers do it with less stress and strain Mechanical engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency Mechanical Engineers: The world does resolve around us When the Mechanical rest, the World rust 2 years ago Logical, 1 year ago Digital, Forever its Mechanical Trust me I am an ME From Screwing to Manufacturing… We do it all.. ME – The God Father of Engineering Once it was Constructional, then it was Logical, it was sinusoidal but Forever it was Mechanical We build Machines that Build Machines ME Engineers do it with precision No TECH without MECH Religion: Engineer; Caste: Mechanical When we screw; even metals cry I am a Mechanical Engineer, not a magician No bugs to kill, no circuits to fill, We are born to rule..we are Mechanical’s We are the gear of tomorrow Do u know the meaning of ME? ; MOTHER OF ENGINEERING..; Proud to be a ME. Machinist do it with Precession East or West; Mech is best When we shine we Lighten the world, When we think we Turn the world, When we stand we rule the world, We are Kings of all…Mechanical Engineers ! Mercury level is raising because Mechanical is on Fire Mechanical Engineers can become a mechanic; software engineer cannot become software No Teeth No World, No Gears No World When there is a Fault I Fix the NUT, yeah dats ME Make a way for mighty mex or get screwed. Machine rule the world, We rule the Machines Gentlemen I will Start your Engines Suck-squeeze-Suck-Squeeze We do it in a 4stroke way I screw for Leaving Mine is not to ask Why, Mine is to Tool and die..! Ask me for a Lube job Have you checked your oil lately Let me tighten your bolts ! We do it in four stroke way Let me check your Horn Rear End Collision Specialist Ask me about my Toolbox ! Got the Nerve to dare ME ? Inspiration is only beginning rest is all about being ME ! Nut is as per bolt Highly Mechanized Mechanical Engineering a shear delight Get in gear with a mechanical engineer I am not a nut but I can screw well I believe in Big Bang theory Never take ME as granted ! It’s not that I can’t explain, it’s just that you wouldn’t understand If it’s not broke, take it apart and fix it Yesterday, I couldn’t spell Engineer, today I are one Life is fluid This is what an engineer looks like.. Law of mechanical repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you will have to pee Dad’s pit screw Just d (u) it Is Hell endothermic or exothermic ? So next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is not lighter emitter but a Dark Sucker Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. Which is why Engineers sometimes really bad Mechanical Engineers build planes and missiles Civil Engineers build targets We have what it takes what you have A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go Every nut needs a bolt Join us or dare to bit us.. Shame on u girls still I am single ..the Mechanical Engineer Suck, Squeeze, Bang, and blow – This is how ME Loves to do it Had we, a place to stand upon, we might raise the world Mechanical Engineers do it automatically Mechanical Engineer do it with fluid dynamics MECH Dares, all other just STARES We crank up the lives, We shift up the gears, Beware of us, bcoz we are the “Mechanical Engineers” Cranks and wheels with piston and gears no one’s like us and not even dares we the creator of machines and others despair just bcoz we are the Mechanical Engineers We make the world We Mech the world So what if u r not an Mech Engineer everybody is not born Perfectionist Can do it again & again I Reciprocate..! Mam, please enter the RPM Feeling Lonely at the Top!!! – Mech. Engg. If you like me raise your Hand else raise your Standard – I am just ME! I couldn’t fix your brakes. So I made your Horn Loud
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 04:00:54 +0000
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