Melani: So, what does your drink say about you? • Martini: If youre a guy, youre trying to impress (and its probably working). If youre a girl drinking a dirty martini, youre a hot mess: the dirtier, the messier, the hotter. • Vodka on the Rocks: Too self-conscious to actually order a martini. • White Russian: Obsessed with The Big Lebowski, and probably The Daily Show. Or, you just like to drink dessert. • Bud Light: Youre easy going, laid back, and at home at a sports bar. If youre a girl, you know how to hang with the guys. • Stella Artois: You have no particular knowledge or affinity towards beer so you just order Stella cause its familiar. • Lillet/Campari/Aperol: Youre twee, and possibly like to throw around words like mixology. • Vodka Cranberry: When in doubt, you stick to what you drank in college. • White wine: Youre definitely a woman. Youre possibly a little uptight. • Prosecco: Youre often a little uptight, but tonight youre looking to party. • Whiskey, neat: Youre hot. Regardless of gender. • Jager: Secretly wishing you were hanging out with your buddies. • Vodka Gimlet: Youre a huge dork, but you hope sort of in a cool way? • Appletini: Youve left the kids with a sitter and youre ready to have fun! • Pimms Cup: Youre an Anglophile. • Old-Fashioned: Mad Men is your favourite show -- you either want to be, or sleep with, Don Draper. • Margarita, on the rocks: Youve decided to have a good time tonight. • Margarita, frozen: Youre in Cabo. • PBR: Youre drinking quickly on your way to a non-profit fundraiser, followed by a poetry reading in a former industrial warehouse. • Tequila Shots: Youre either getting laid, or just getting through it. • Long Island Iced Tea: You have a drinking problem
Posted on: Tue, 04 Feb 2014 15:33:22 +0000
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