Merry Christmas and a review of 2014: Green Acres 2014 1). Great Summer on the Skylark - surrounded by friends and fear passing through Grays Reef Passage in Gale Force winds. Dianne Delaney keeping the toilet from moving around with a death grip for four hours.....dedication - Thanks to DiAnne Delaney we still have an aft head; 2). Friends - made a few more; 3). Relatives - lost one to squirrel stew; 4). New Home = One visit to E,R for breaking back on property - One to walk in clinic for scratched eye ball from pressure washer; One to Chiropracter to help realign body. One to Walgreens for really good muscle relaxers...street value $200.00........then RV retaliates and knocks me out as the result of a self-imposed slam to the cheek bone......shoulda called 911 but instead I called ABC liquors; 5). Blood sacrifice planting a palm with 4 inch Fn teeth taking down my left arm leaving me with torn shirt and 0 positive blood stains; 6). Smoke Inhalation and resperatory complications burning shit in the notorious burn pile that all red necks use to burn shit.....got it all burned, now carrying an Oxygen bottle for a month; joking 7).Rotator muscles and sockets and surrounding muscle tissue screamming they have had enough.......; 8). Pony Shovel is not a pony but a shovel. Used to cut through roots of steel. Man of steel is now man of copper; 9). Chain Saws - thought I could carve a bear out of oak......Oak very hard wood - gave up on bear and settled for whitteling sticks with knife and some of Petes white lightning under the oak tree; White Lightning and 87 octane in chain saw gas tank....chain saw operates itself. 10). Lawn Mower - cutting an acre+ with a sel-propelled lawn mower isnt for pussies....putting.....white lightning and 87 octane ... I chase lawn mower and love smelling the exhaust.....grass extremely short. 11). PEANUT - the saving grace....almost a year with us and she is beyond funny, loving and major entertainment ......funny has to be capitalized as FUNNY....shes a goof but obedient, major house broken and loves every mode of transportation. Merry Christmas - Shalom -
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 14:15:30 +0000