Merry Heart! I was driving down a street along Alausa, having just finished answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it. (The door lock is faulty) As usual, he wanted something from me for calling while driving. Suddenly, he saw the big Rothweiller dog, Jackie, at the back seat of the car, with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and fangs barring, staring fiercely at him. • Policeman: (Shaking) Ah! You carry dog? • Me: (I bone face) Yes, I carry dog. Dat one na offence? • Policeman: (Feeling uncomfortable) Na where una dey come from? • Me: From hospital. • Policeman: Ehen! you sick? • Me: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see. The person almost die sef. • Policeman: (Terribly shaken by now) Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that? • Me: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person. • Policeman: The dog know you? • Me: Yes nah, no be my dog? • Policeman: (Sweating) This your door, how you dey open am? • Me: How you take enter? • Policeman: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am, but e no open. (The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its tongue almost touching the policemans left ear). • Policeman: (Now sliding forward) Oga, I take God beg you, open the door for me make I comot. I no go collect anything from you. • Me: How much you go pay me? • Policeman: Ah! I neva hustle anything since morning. Na only N1,000 dey with me. • Me: You neva ready. (I looked back at the dog). • Policeman: Ok ok ok ok ok, e reach N2,000. The other N1,000 na my wife own, but I go give you join. (Now, close to tears as the dog was becoming really impatient) • Policeman: Oga, I be......g, Oga, sorry!!! Take the N2,000 make you open the door pleassssssse! • Me: Oya, bring am. (I collected the N2,000 & allowed him out of the car) • Policeman: God punish you. Idiot, e no go ever better for you and your yeye dog. Wicked man!!! Happy Easter. Cheers.. Coach Chris Cares. Celebrate.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 06:47:48 +0000
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