Mga Nakakatawang Yugto sa Pinoy TV 1. Nadia Montenegro promoting the movie, The Life Story of Julie Vega: �I would like to invite everybody to watch the Life Story of Julie Vega. Kung nasaan man si Julie ngayon, I�m sure she�s very happy �coz it�s just around the corner.� 2. Melanie Marquez�s parting shot to Mrs. Dee, her former mother-in-law: �You know, I�ll say this in English because Mrs. Dee doesn�t understand Tagalog. Mrs. Dee.. ang labo mo!� 3. Melanie Marquez accepting an award: �Thank you very much. Ito na ang pinakamasayang pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyong lahat.� 4. Melanie Marquez accepting another award: �I want to thank my mother, my father and my parents.� 5. Melanie Marquez complementing Nikki Valdez backstage on her dance moves: �Nikki, you�re so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!� 6. Melanie Marquez on Joey Marquez: �Don�t judge my brother; he�s not a book!� 7. Melanie Marquez on her father: �Ang tatay ko lang ang only living legend na buhay!� 8. Melanie Marquez feeling relieved: �My answers have been prayered.� 9. An indignant Melanie Marquez: �I won�t stoop down to my level!� 10. In the Mata ng Bayan portion of her show, Inday Badiday asks the usual questions to an abandoned street kid: Inday: Kilala mo ba ako? (Do you know who I am?) Street kid: Opo (Yes, maam) Inday: Sino ako? (Who am I?) Street kid: Bakla. (A homo). 11. On her new year�s eve show, Inday Badiday quizzes Madame Auring, fortune teller and walking plastic surgery disaster: Inday: Ano ang iyong prediction kay Stella Suarez? (What is your prediction for Stella Suarez?) Madame Auring: Lalo siyang sisikat sa darating na taon at malalampasan pa niya ang kasikatan ni Alma Moreno. (She�ll be more famous in the coming year and she�ll surpass the fame of Alma Moreno). The following day�s headline: Stella Suarez Commits Suicide! 12. Towards the end of Kris Aquino�s interview with Jessa Zaragosa: Kris: Describe Dingdong (Jessa�s husband) in three words. Jessa: Actually, one word lang: My life. Fwd e-mail from Wendel� 1. NAP GUTIERREZ INTERVIEWING MANILYN REYNES IN MOVIE MAGAZINE NAP: Saan ka movie outfit nakakontrata? MANILYN: So far, hindi ko naman pinoproblema ang mga wardrobes ko kasi ex-deal naman eh. 2. JULLIE YAP DAZA GUESTING ON VILMA! JULLIE: O Vi nag-guest na ko dito sa show. Ikaw,kailan ka naman mag-ge-guest sa show ko? VILMA : Alam mo naman Tita Jullie, busy kami ni Ralph sa pag-a-arrange ng kasal namin. Siguro pagkatapos na lang ng marriage! 3. If I were to compare the stars of my era with the star discoveries of Dr. Rey delaCruz,it would be like placing the Taj Majal of India side by side with a Volkswagen. * CELIA RODRIGUEZ 4. RITA GOMEZ AS A JUDGE IN A BB. PILIPINAS PAGEANT, ASKING A CANDIDATE A QUESTION DURING THE Q AND A (CANDIDATE INCIDENTALLY IS MARIA ISABEL LOPEZ) RITA: Here�s your question, hija: Are you still a virgin? MARIA ISABEL: If I say I still am, can I bring home the crown tonight? RITA: Good answer! MARIA ISABEL: What about you Ma�am, are you still a virgin? RITA: Hija I have 5 children with 5 different fathers,what do you call that, Immaculate Conception??? 5. Ang ganda ng gospel number na yon, napaka-enlighting. Teka magpupunas lang ako, I�m sweatening.*VILMA SANTOS 6. Thank you, Lucky for the flowers�where did they came from? *VILMA SANTOS 7. Being Miss Universe is like having a birthstone, you may lose it. Being a Filipina is like having a birthmark, it�s forever. *MARGIE MORAN DURING THE Q AND A PORTION OF THE 1973 MISS UNIVERSE, ASKED WHAT�S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING MISS UNIVERSE AND BEING A FILIPINA 8. Salamat po sa Board of Judges. Ito na ho yata ang pinakamaligaya kong pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyong lahat. * MELANIE MARQUEZ�S ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR WINNING BEST ACTRESS IN A METRO FILMFEST 9. Successful naman ang libing ng nanay ko. *BABETTE VILLARUEL 10. �Sa tingin ko ang pinaka-asset ko sa mukha ko ay ugali!Mabait kasi ako eh� *MR. POGI CONTESTANT�S ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: ANO SA MUKHA MO ANG PINAKA-ASSET MO? DURING THE PARADE OF CONTESTANTS 11. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Ma. Rosario Liboon, I come from the beautiful city of Pangasinan�City! *SHE�S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT 12. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Carmelita HErnandez, I come from Pasay City and I want to be a medicine! *ANOTHER SHE�S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT DURING THE PARADE OF CONTESTANTS 13. BOY A: O Melanie, do you have any message to your mother-in-law in case nanonood siya ngayon! MELANIE: You know what Kuya Boy, I have to speak in English cause she cannot understand Tagalog. �You know what Mrs. Dee�I�ve long been wanting to tell you this� Ang labo mo!� 14. EDU: So who�s to blame? VILMA: Excuse me, it�s not my fault anymore. It�s your fault anymore! 15. OVERHEARD FROM A GIRL NA GALIT SA KARARATING NA BOYFRIEND SA STARBUCKS. GIRL : My God you�re so late. Where did you�Where have you�Where do you� saan ka ba galing??? 16. HOST : WHICH DO YOU PREFER: BLONDE OR DUMB? GIRL : DUMB NA LANG AT LEAST HINDI AKO MAPAGKAKAMALANG BLONDE! 17.DESSA AFTER SINGING A SPOT NUMBER IN A REGINE VELASQUEZ CONCERT. DESSA APPARENTLY SANG A VERY VOCALLY CHALLENGING SONG AND AS EXPECTED, ENDED iT WITH A THROAT BREAKING NOTE. REGINE ENTERS. DESSA : O kala mo ikaw lang ang mataas ang boses.Kaya mo yun? REGINE : Eh ano ngayon, maganda ka ba? 18. SABRINA M. MAKES TARAY TO OSANG IN A TALK SHOW. SABRINA M: At least hindi naman ako katulad ng iba diyan na retokado ang boobs. OSANG : Hoy Sabrina, oo nga itong boobs ko retokado. Pero at least ang ngipin ko hindi pustiso tulad ng sa yo! Ooops huwag kang magagalit baka malaglag yan sa sahig! 19. �I am inviting all the televiewers to watch our movie �14 Going Steady� on the twenty-twoth of November�.� (HAY NAKU, O SIYA�.) -Nadia Montenegro 20. �Sana po�y panoorin natin ang The Life Story Of Julie Vega�alam kong masaya si Julie ngayon dahil it�s just around the corner. (GAWIN DAW BANG CHRISTMAS SPIRIT SI JULIE?) -Nadia Montenegro 21. �I am not an addict. I am the victims!� (WALA TALAGA SIYANG PAGOD,NO?)-Melanie Marquez 22. Host: �Ano ba ang pinaka-favorite mong movie lately, Melanie?� Melanie:�Maganda yung kay Emma Thompson at Kate Winslet, yung �Simple and Simplicity�. 23. �Magandang Tanghali po, ako po si Luzviminda Cortez mula sa Camarines Sur, sumalangit na po ang inyong kaluluwa!� -Miss Gay Philippines candidate during the parade of candidates 24. RITA GOMEZ: Good evening, Elvira! ELVIRA MANAHAN: It was! What�s your business here? RITA GOMEZ: It was plain business until the monkey came. -Rita Gomez guesting on Two for the Road with Elvira Manahan and Nestor Torre 25. Ladies and gentlemen let�s all welcome Miss Sheryl Cruz! -Martin Nievera presenting Ruffa Gutierrez with this intro on Martin After Dark 26. Ladies and gentlemen, take it away with Miss Jean Saburat! � Joe Quirino presenting Jean Saburit with this intro on Seeing Stars with JQ URGENT HIRING!! HOTEL JOBS! - 18y.o Above! - With or Without Exp - Atleast HighSchool Graduate!! - WORK ABROAD, PROCESS OPERATOR, and other Food Service Job Opportunities in Canada and AUSTRALIA - Salary: up to P250,000/month - check the link: jobinquiry.net/?s=jobs+abroad+salary+300k *Salary Deduction & Fly Now - Pay Later Available (LIMITED SLOTS ONLY!)
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