Mike went to seek advice from a friend: MIKE: I need advice pal, I think my wife got a hearing problem. FRIEND: Do a simple test my friend, first stand 10feet from her n ask her a question. If she dont respond, come another 2feet closer n ask again. If she Dont hear u the 2nd time, come another 2. If she dont respond the 3rd time, then, u will definitely know that the poor woman IS deaf. Mike went home n got his wife standing at the stove cooking supper. Mike decided to try the test. He stood 10ft behind her n asked, Honey, what u cooking for supper? He heard no response. He come 2ft closer n asked again. He still heard no response. He came a foot behind her n shouted, What the hell u cooking for supper, u deaf woman? This time his wife turned round angrily n shouted back, Are your ears blocked u stupid man? For the 4TH time, I AM COOKING CHICKEN. If u ask me again, I want a divorce. Dont want no deaf husband.............
Posted on: Mon, 28 Oct 2013 16:42:39 +0000
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