Miss Attitude Thursday... I went to a Deli to grab a sandwich today and there was a gentleman behind me in line - he says to me I saw you pull up, nice car but damn, Im so disappointed youre married. I immediately turned around and said, excuse me sir?. He says, I was inclined to talk to you - you know what I mean? And then you pointed to your order and I saw your ring so I had to back off and Im sad about it. But Ill still like to pay for your sandwich if you dont mind. I said - Good call and no thank you. But let me guess, from your outfit and you swinging your car keys vehemently behind me, you could be a pretty successful guy - never married, no kids, likes the fancy stuff and always prowling around for classy and successful and independent women because you dont want responsibility and you get to change them around like your outfit. Well, even if I were single, you are clearly not my type. He looked embarrassed for a second and he asks - Do you know me?. I said Oh no, but you look just like my EX and I am reading from the sticker on the back of your shirt, and I think the lady in your car is waiting for her sandwich. He starts turning his shirt around to see what sticker I was referring to. The other customers couldnt help but laugh. I got my order, was heading out and he was still flipping his shirt to find whatever sticker I was referring to. Sorry dude - the joke is on you!
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 21:41:32 +0000
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