Modernised Founders Conversations (mostly because I suck at the actual ye olde language and I get weird ideas when I’m tired) Salazar: Godric’s always had a hero complex. It’s because he’s such a short ass Godric: Just because you’re a six foot lunatic doesn’t mean everyone else wants to be one Godric: Rowena’s mad Salazar: What a surprise. What did you do? Godric: Actually it’s what YOU did; messing with her experiment. She was just shooting the messenger Salazar: You told her?! Godric: I had to distract her from the fact that I’d stolen her telescope! Now she’s mad at both of us! What do we do? Salazar: Run Godric: She’ll catch us. Especially you, you’re slow Salazar: I don’t have to be fast I just have to be faster than you Helga: Goodness what happened to you Godric? Godric: I ripped my shirt. Can I borrow one of yours Sal? Salazar: Go borrow one off a goblin *looks at him critically* they’d be about your size Rowena: Have you seen the boys? Helga: I’m sorry no, I’m starting to get a bit worried about them, you know what they’re like Rowena: Unfortunately I do *BOOM!* Helga: What was that?! Rowena: If I know those two, it’s the eighth floor Helga: When in doubt, blame it on Godric Salazar: That’s my policy Godric: What happened to ‘loyal’?! Rowena: Why does everyone think I’m uptight? I am not uptight! Helga: Yes you are Salazar: You had the house elves clean my private bathroom… while I was in there! Rowena: Don’t be melodramatic Sal Salazar: I was in the bath! Godric: I don’t think you’re uptight *eyebrow wiggle* Rowena: Still married Godric, but thanks for your shockingly superficial support Helga: Do you know what to do? Godric: Nah but I’m sure Rowena or Salazar will run me through it again on the way Rowena: Godric’s furious, what did you do? Salazar: I may have stood over him and made short jokes while holding his hat over my head before laughing cruelly and resting my goblet on his head Helga: *Hits him* Salazar! Salazar: Ow! What? I said ‘may have’! Salazar: Rowena and Helga have gone out Godric: Just couldn’t stand how irresistibly good looking I am anymore? Salazar: Sure lets go with that - Cristie
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 10:10:13 +0000
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