Mom: Tyler, your taste is getting too expensive. We’re gonna have to give you away Me: But then I’ll be a-loan! === If Apple owned the clumsiest building, what would it be the iFell tower >:3 === Are wack-a-moles in Brazil called Brazilian wax-a-moles? === What do cats and Vodka have in common? They’re both hard lickers >:3 === Whenever there’s an earthquake in the west coast I always assume it’s California’s fault… === Part of our kitchen sink is broke so you could say we have a lot of options at our disposable… === what do mothers have in common: maternity fraternity for eternity === Where does the joker keep his receipts for his bought chocolate? His Heath Ledger === Do you support gay rights? I do, more or les bian that it doesnt effect me === Do marathon runners use conditioner? === When I put butter on my bread I have to use a precise amount. There’s a small margarine of error
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