Mom iz a wittle ticked at me. I hads to go potty. An she wuz takin - TopicsExpress

Mom iz a wittle ticked at me. I hads to go potty. An she wuz takin a hot baff afer hangin sheetrock. I didunt wants to boder her, sos I wen to potty in da baffroom! Were she wuz! She wuz berry mad an sed Jazz! Did you really?! That stinks! Now I gotta get out of the tub and clean that up! I sed No worries, Mom, I taked care of it fors ewe! Mom sed Gross! Dont you dare try and kiss me! I swears, der iz no pleesin her sumtimes!