Mornin, Ever Body! It’s mah Daddy’s (Harold Childs’) Birthday today.. He’s 71.. and still just as mean as evah.. Phlbthhh!! Happy Birthday, Daddy… I love you… You’re cantankerous, and blunt, and no nonsense, and fun, and silly not meanin to be, and well, just the best Daddy in the whole wide world! I hope I’m just like you when I grow up.. Now… Can somebody speak on mah behalf to him since he ain’t talkin to me today on account of I kinda, sorta, broke his ax handle? I really need to be off house arrest/groundin since I gotta go to work? Phlbthhh!! Phlbthhh!!!! And Phlbthhhhhh!!!! You yahoos have a GREAT day! Love all y’all! Holla at Daddy and tell him, “Happy Birthday!” and say a little prayer for mah Momma.. She’s put up with him and his antics for 52 years now.. I ain’t had to, but 45… But, HEY! What’d’ya get when you cross a true Southern Lady with a Mean Redneck?! …Two perfect children…and ME! :D Bwahahaha!! I crack mahself up! .. wait.. that ain’t right..What’d’ya get when you cross..nevahmind.. Happy Birthday, Daddy!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 10:00:45 +0000
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