Most STUPID qstns ppl usualy ask in obvious situatns. 1.At movis=hey! Wht r u doin here? Me=I sell tickets in black here Dnt u know? 2.In bus=A heavy weighted aunty steps on my feet n sayz "Sorry did dat hurt? Me=No not at ol. m on local anesthesia. y don u try agn? 3.When i was woken up at midnyt by a call: sorry! Were u sleepin? Me=Na re! I was doin research on whether monkeys in africa marry or nt. U thot i waz sleepin,u stupid fool? 4.When dey c me wid shortr hair=hey Hav u had a haircut? Me=Nah! Its autumn. my hairs sheddin.! 5.When sm1 cal on landline n asks wher r u? Me=M in market wid telephon around my neck......:-O:-O:-P:-P:-):-):-):-):)
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 09:52:48 +0000
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