Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1.At movies: hey! Wht r u doing here? Me:I sell tickets in black here. Dnt u know? 2.In bus:A heavy weighed person steps on my feet: Sory did dat hurt? Me:No not at ol. Iam on local anesthesia. y dont u try again? 3.When i got woken up at midnyt by a cal: sory! Were u sleeping? Me:Na re! I ws doing research on whether monkeys in africa marry or nt. U thought i waz sleepin,u stupid fool? 4.When dey see me with short hair: hey Have u had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5.When sum1 cal on landline n asks where r u? Me:IAM in market with telephon around my neck...!!! :p :)
Posted on: Mon, 07 Oct 2013 07:58:35 +0000
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