Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.. . 1. At movies: "hey! What r u doing here.. ?? . Ans:"tujhe nahi pata yaar.. ?? Mai yaha ticket black karne aata hu.. . . 2. In bus: "A fat lady steps onmy feet: "arey!! beta lagi to nahi.. . Ans:"Nai aunty bahot maja aayaek baar fir se karo na.. . . 3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call:"sorry yaar! So raha tha kya.. ?? . Ans:"Nai yaar! Mai to Bas letkarmarne ki practise kar raha tha.. . 4. when they see me with shorterhair: "yaar! Baal katwaye hai kya.. ?? . Ans"Pata nahi Yaar!! raat ko soya tha...subah uth kar dekha to andar chale gaye!! . . 5. When some 1 call me on my landline n asks"where r u.. ?? . Ans"yaar mai market mai hu, phone b gale me latka kar le aaya hu.."
Posted on: Mon, 08 Jul 2013 16:02:07 +0000
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