Most of us know Gabbar Singh as the despicable villain of the greatest Bollywood movie ever made, Sholay. But Gabbar was more than just a ruthless dacoit he was also a management & marketing genius. While h wasnt terrorizing the helpless villagers of Ramgarh, h was giving management lessons in the Chambal School of Management. Just look at all the things w can learn fm him about building a successful business 1. Competitive Analysis When Kaalia & his gang came back empty handed from Ram-Garh, the first thing Gabbar asked them was Kitney aadmi the? Like any great manager, h sought to find out about his competition. 2. Brand Building Gabbar put it very nicely. When mums in a locality put their kids to sleep saying Gabbar aa jayega, ure a bonafide marketing whiz! 3. Fair HR Practices Before Gabbar Singh punished his subordinates, h thought that 6 bullets for 3 people would b unfair. 6 goli, aur aadmi teen, bahut nainsaafi hai! So, to b fair, h removed three bullets fm the revolver. 4. Seeking Feedback Fm Staff When Gabbar is about to pop Kaalia, h doesnt just take a unilateral decision. Like a good democratic leader, h asks for opinions. Tera kya hoga Kaaliya? 5. Downsizing No one likes to let go of their employees. But sometimes, u just have to bite the bullet & fire a few people. Gabbar Singh did exactly that when h shot all three of his subordinates after laughing like a maniac. Jo darr gaya, samjho mar gaya! 6. Clearing All Dues In Time Thakur put Gabbar in jail. That didnt go down too well with Gabbar. So, h promised Bahut pachtaugey Thakur, bahut pachtaogey. On escaping prison, Gabbar immediately proceeded to murder Thakurs entire family. Debt cleared. 7. Hostile Take-Overs On discovering that Thakurs hands were really strong, Gabbar immediately wanted to have them for himself. Ye haath, humko de de Thakur! Even though Thakur was not willing to part with his most prized assets, Gabbar cut them off & took them anyway. 8. Employee Motivation Gabbar wanted Basanti to dance, but she was feeling quite shy. Through close observation, h found out that Basanti & Veeru were madly in love with each other. Bahut yaarana lagta hai. So, h motivated her to shake a leg by threatening to kill Veeru in front of her. 9. Performance Based Incentive Plans To make sure that Basanti kept dancing, Gabbar linked her performance with her lover Veerus life. Jab tak tere pair chalengey, tab tak iski saans chalegi. 10. Never Underestimate Yr Competition Even Gabbars mistakes are a lesson to any budding management graduate. After Jai & Veeru killed his whole gang, Gabbar came face to face with Thakur. H looked at the un-armed old man, laughed & said, Tu kya ladega mujhse Thakur! H shouldnt have, because Thakur then beat him to death with just his feet !!!
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 10:16:01 +0000
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