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Most stupid questions people usually ask me in an obvious situation: At movie: Hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell black tickets here. Dont you know? In bus: A fat woman steps on my feet; Sorry, did that hurt? Me: No, not at all, Im on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again? When I get a call at midnight: Sorry were you sleeping? Me: Nah, I was doing research on why humans have two legs! When someone calls on land line and asks where are you? Me: Im in market with a telephone around my neck! When I fall from the stairs: Hey! Are you hurt? Me: No, Im bleeding cos its fun.

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