Movie Idea #062 TITLE: The McCain-iac! PLOT: One horrible misarible stormy halloween night a psycotic mass murderer/raper maniac is being transfered from a high security prison in jamaica to a mental asylum in scunphorpe, where he will be killed by lethal injection! He is being transported by flight, the pilot is played by trevor macdonald & his co-pilot is michael barrymore, the 2 wise cracking pilots dice with death when they decide to put the plain into auto-pilot & have a cup of tea & a game of jenga! turbulance is getting really bad, but by this point the 2 pilots are oiled up playing suicidal twister with blind folds on! A thunder bolt of lightning strikes the wing of the plain & it shoots down and spirals out of control heading straight for a massive McCain frozen foods lorry on the m6. the plain collides with the McCain lorry causing a massive explosion & there are flames & chips flying everywhere! The maniac is nowhere to be seen!!! Because of the explosion it caused a chemical combustion where the maniac morphed into a McCain Micro Pizza Box, where he would lie untill somebody put him in the microwave & opend up the evil!!! The McCAIN-IAC Was Born! Nobody knows where the box ended up! Could have been Asda? Maybe Kwiksave? He lies awaiting for his resurection where he will scauled his victims with hot bits of peparoni & rape his victims with crinkle cut chips! — with Mick Dark-Lite Ormerod and Joey Riot.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:26:24 +0000
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