Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the jewels? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the jewels. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the jewels is way more painful than having a baby. Here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the jewels."
Posted on: Tue, 23 Jul 2013 14:56:16 +0000
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