Mr. President - ‘How to save your life in the up and coming Coal War’? With your muted color I feel that we could pass you off as a Native American - and it is pretty well known among our tribal brothers that mentally challenged natives are pretty well left to their own devices. This won’t help the girls but I think we could squeeze ‘big mama’ into the same caveat and by covering yourselves with layers of ‘bear fat’ you could both do very little harm to the American citizens because nobody - ‘and I mean nobody’ - would want to get close to either one of you! I would get going on the ‘bear fat thing’ relatively soon - because you are pissing of more people every day and I think soon it could be to late. Oh - make sure you use male bear fat - I’m sure you would rather fight off a territorial confrontation - than advances from a smitten grizzly guy !
Posted on: Thu, 27 Jun 2013 20:38:23 +0000
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