"Mr Samsung, u dont know, but i sure as hell know everything about u" 1) 1st ur Fudging Lucky, dat my woman didnt complain about u botherin her, coz if so, i wud have bashed ur fudging face 2) Do u really think dat da TV is gonna force ma Babe, to be forcefully taken by embarrassment (Then u dnt know shit, if u only knew we been 2gether 4 more than 5 years n she is very very very STUBBORN, always gets wats SHE wants but we kept it discreet) 3) Did u knw, dat when ever u kept beggin like a wild dog, asking to be ur friend, i was da one who said, "Hun, its alright, if da guy really admires u, dont hurt him, just make it clear dat u will ONLY be FRIENDS, but always did show u dat the light post was outside da house 4) Tho Babe, was pissed da Fudge off with me (Since da TV stuff was 2 b reserved), dat forcefully had to go watch da India Vs SL match, tho ma luv never sat next 2 u, n like a dog u were seated next 2 ma lil sis, we were busy cuddlin else were during intervals, coz i consoled, sayin "Its alright, dont worry notings gonna happen" 5) then babe sent u a pic, drawn from "Paint" in micro soft windows, with actually my face on it, and u like a dumbass read it as "Thadiya" when it actually meant "Kadiya" which was me, and u kept da pic like a jackass 6) Then u hire a Singaporean consultant, trying to embarass us in business, but u dumb Fudge, i was a "Shotcaller" from da East Side, i know Singaporeans n malaysians well (Actually very well). Babe wanted 2 burn u, but i stopped. 7) Then u got da help of IT, as i was da one who said send a "Cup cake" n then tell u 2 F off.... 8) Babe is with Mum, safe from SL... But dont worry only now im gonna withdraw all ma millions i saved in the Bank in Overseas.. "U dumb Fudge, i was born n brought up in Colombo 7, if we dont have bling, then who else has" i was just waiting for da right time to keep racing n then last minute when ur dead Broke n on Loan, dats where i pull all my cash... Dont worry we will send u a Wedding Invitation, with a free package and ur 10 bucks change.. CHEERS!!!
Posted on: Tue, 23 Jul 2013 13:28:25 +0000
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