Mubarak: “where are they going?” :) Hosni Mubarak was in his hospital deathbed [which he narrowly survived] when his maiden approached him to ask for his last words: With a sad feeling and piety voice she asked, “Mr. President, don’t you bid farewell to your people?” to which he replied, “O really, what about them? … Where are they going?” …Hosni Mubarak, Barrack Obama and Vladimir Putin are at meeting together when suddenly God appears before them. “I have come to tell you that the end of the world will be in two days,” God says. “Tell your people.” So each leader goes back to his capital and prepares a TV address. In Washington, Obama says “My fellow Americans, I have good news and Bad news. The good news is I can confirm that God exists. The bas news is that he told me that the world would end in two days.” In Moscow, Putin says “people of Russia, I regret that I have to inform you of two pieces of bad news, First God exists, which means everything our country has believed in for most of the last century was false. Second, the world is ending in two days.” In Cairo, Mubarak says, “O Egyptians, I come to you today with two pieces of excellent news! First, God and I have just held an important summit. Second, He told me I would be your president until the end of time” He is right, where are they goign?
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 20:01:07 +0000
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