Mum thug life 101 with an overtired two year old (possibly a chimpanzee) 👊 houdinied my (ca Ching) sunglasses off the bench and threw them on the floor as soon as he was sprung 👊 while I grabbed the sunnies he found my (stupidly unattended) phone and hot potatoed that at the couch when he was sprung. Slow motion moment as it teetered then tipped on to the floor (face down of course) smashing the top panel of the glass screen saver 👊 after rescuing my phone he followed me (smiling assassin cutely) into the kitchen then bit my arse {quiet time intervention obviously required} 👊 followed by immediate quick flick of the (two part) fridge lock tipping all the pre cut strawberries onto the Lino 👊 clean that up and sit down and slow motion event number 2 happens as I see him carrying a cup of water and launching himself from the coffee table 1m in the air straight on to my lap 👊👊👊👊👊 #mumthuglife
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 07:18:15 +0000