Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!! Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi." Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . . pehle wo meri GF thi Me bolta tha wo suni thi phir wo meri mangetar bani, Wo bolti thi main sunta tha jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai. vo bhi kya din the jab 19-20 sal ki ladkiya hum ko roz kiss kar ti thi lakin tab hamri kismat phuti thi ki hamari umar 2-3 sal ki thi Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gye mere Lips. Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere Lips. Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS". 2 choohe paid pe baithe the, neeche se 1 hathi guzra, 1 chooha hathi pe ja gira dosra chooha bola - daba ke rakh saale ko me baata hu. Indian Govt kahti hai ki ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai. . . . pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h. uska kya?? Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 15:43:57 +0000
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