My Dear Wife The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty. 1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month. 2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup cos we wont go. 3. You support the teams that I support. 4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game. 5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them. 6. We can watch Daily tv soaps provided actors and actresses Are wearing football shirts and they are in Brazil. 7. You dont just pass in front of the TV if im watching football, you better crawl on the floor. 8. Make sure you dont ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England? 9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for football. 10. Smile everytime EXCEPT when my team is losing. 11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldos looks. Professionalismshall remain an absolute part of the World Cup. 12.If you miss the line up please ask, who is that guy? 13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify. Thank you, Signed: Nigerian Association of Husbands.
Posted on: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 13:05:00 +0000
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