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My New Lunch Recipe: Empty three large tins of Kippers into a bowl in the kitchen next to where the CFO sits. Mush them up until that vein starts throbbing in his forehead. Microwave on medium high until forty seconds after all senior management freak right the hell out. Allow to sit briefly. Dish has cooled enough when entire Accounts section is dry-heaving. Add salt and lemon juice to taste, stand in doorway so droolworthy scent wafts through area. I was going to say, Eat with relish. But seriously; relish would make it gross. Maybe a Mango chutney. Prep Time: @ 3 minutes. Cooking Time: 3-4 Minutes. Satisfaction Time: The whole rest of the day. I think I might have this again on Friday.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 02:04:20 +0000

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