My News Feed on a typical day: - Praise Jesus - [insert name] is now in a relationship - Conservatives are mentally retarded - Praise Jesus - [insert name] is now single (same girl who entered a relationship above) - Liberals are baby killers - Making noodle soup...mmm... - [insert name] is now in a relationship (same girl who became single above) - [insert name] is now single (same girl above who entered a relationship, became single, then entered a relationship again) - Praise Jesus - Why do I always end up with crappy guys!!!???? (same girl from above) - Obama is a Muslim tyrant who is trying to take away our guns and turn us into a Communist country! - Praise Jesus - Watching Disney movies in bed. If someone could bring me marshmallows, that’d be great. ^_^ - Defend the gays! - Expressing my deepest feelings because there is no better place to do it than facebook - Men are so shallow! (the girl posting it has a half-naked profile pic) Why I don’t spend more time on facebook, I’ll never know.
Posted on: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 18:23:10 +0000
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