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My bionic butt has begrudgingly gotten on board with my weight loss goals. No the results are not as eye-popping as I’d like but still they are refreshingly flattering. If y’all remember, I’d conceded that due 2 my implants, my butt would never be normal size? It is like a slap of reality--noticeably pointing east or west depending on which direction I’m facing. Yet I managed 2 live with that; I do so by refusing 2 view any direct image of my rear. LOL! This works most of the time. But lately, I’ve innocently caught micro-seconds sightings of my rear. I was shocked. It actually appeared smaller. So gradually, I worked up nerve 2 actually view the full moon! Guess what? I was right; my butt is diminishing. WHAT???? You heard me--my butt is smaller. I was so excited, I tried on a pair of pants that I haven’t worn in years. They fit--a bit snug but I was able 2 pull them up over my butt & onto my waist. BOUJAH!

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