My brain: You know what would be really good right now? A cigarette. Me: No, I don’t need one. Brain: That doesn’t stop me wanting one. We didn’t need crisps before, did we? Me: I’m not doing it. I don’t even have any. Brain: That’s easy to solve! Go buy them, you have money. Me: Shut up, Brain. I’m not giving in. Brain: You do realise you’re talking to yourself? Me: …. Me: …. Me: …. Me: Shut up, you burnt my hand on the stove before. Brain: How did you get into university. How.
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 20:12:48 +0000