My car broke, its for sale. Wait, I fixed it, keeping it. It broke again, Im selling it. Never mind, I fixed it. I WANT TO GO DRIFTING MY CAR IS FOR SALE. Never mind, I just listened to my favorite CD, cars not for sale anymore. _insert_popular_car_here_ just drove by, I want one. $X,XXX OBO for my car. Never mind, I want to keep it. SOLD MY CAR!!! Bought a(n) _insert_popular_car_here_ TBT, I miss that car so much. TBT this car broke necks, bro. TBT, I used to love driving this car. _insert_popular_car_here_ just broke, its for sale. I want a __________. Chances are, if it is popular in America, it sucks. Because Americans suck at cars. If your car is weird, but youre totally in love with it and have been for years, chances are it rules. Moral of the status: Stop selling your cool cars for cars that are popular in America. Almost all of them suck, and I dont want to see you blowing up my Instagram feed every Thursday carrying on about how you made a mistake. Also, if you build a car and immediately feel that it is time to move on, youre building your cars incorrectly. Yes, Michael, this is a bit of public tough love for you, among many, many others. If I didnt love your car and respect the work youve done on it twice as much as you apparently do, I wouldnt care enough to make this status. Its a high compliment veiled in anger. Love me for it. Also, I am 100% aware that not all of that applied to you, its a general status that I made just after reading some of your posts. Keep your damn car.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 06:05:16 +0000