My ditty for the day: THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: Its the same as a French kiss, but downunder. Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, theyre wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they dont have any balls to scratch... BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Q: What is a mans Ultimate embarrassment? A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. Nominated as the worlds best short joke.... A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. Mom, he asked, Are these my brains? Not yet, she replied.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 21:27:45 +0000
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