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My eyes popped open ~45 minutes ago, abruptly signalling the end of my nights sleep. I laid there for a minute before deciding I might as well get up and have an early breakfast--it didnt take long to realize the cupboard was bare, meaning I had to hit up the 24hour drive-thru at Mickey Dees. i brought home my bag of shame, and dumped it onto the dining room table. The first grease-soaked bite of a hash brown reminded me why I usually avoid the golden arches. The second bite was from a Egg McMuffin. The egg was essentially cooked over easy, allowing the yolk to pop and dribble all over my chin, hands, and clean shirt. Poultry bukkake at 4:55am..
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:13:24 +0000

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