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My foot-in-mouth disorder seems to have flared up again. Im always making fun of my sisters because they get sick so much and I never do! Yesterday morning when I got home from work I had 6 or 7 beers and went to bed. Woke up feeling like HELL and just assumed I was hung-over. I didnt want to go to work but I went anyway. Well....around 10pm I took my lunch break and got on my phone to check my FB and saw my cousin/roomates post saying everyone in the house is sick and she felt like she was going to die. I even commented on it saying that I wasnt sick. Then, as I was making my way back in to work, a thought occurred to me: Wait a second! I cant remember the last time I got a hang-over from just beer...let alone just 6 or 7 beers. I would have to drink a CRAZY amount of beer (or some nasty cheap stuff) in order for it to give me a hang-over! and thats when it hit me: SHIT!! Im not hung-over....IM FRIGGIN SICK!! DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT!! JUST in time for the beginning of my weekend too! My super human immune system has failed me! I blame those little germ infested things called children that reside here! Time to move them out to the back yard, me thinks.....sigh........
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 12:48:56 +0000

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